Silly Venture 2011, 10-13.11.2011, Gdańsk
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RealTimeText

Welcome!!

RealTimeText machine is ready!!

It is Thursday 10.11.11

pierwszy as... !!!!!!!!!1
ja bylem pierwszy !! - piter

19:58 zerkman
hello, party!
just trying to type stuff on this ste with german keymap and spanish
keyboard is driving me crazy. I like it.

20.03

Caffeine and chocolate fix, yum yum!

It is CiH smacking this broken keyboard around, brain trying to compensate
for German errors in keyboard design, on a Spanish keyboard with a broken
left shift key. It randomly capitalises the C in CiH, or not.

Anyway, realtimes were much better in the olden days of the demoscene,
when Moondog was running them. He had a fancy auto save option which 
generally managed to go wrong and eat the first day and a half's text
when no one was looking. I hope someone is going to fix all the missing 
punctuations.

And as for the keyboard, clickety click click or what!

(Turning the monitor volume down helps with that one, dohhh!)

So who is looking after this text, hmm?

So we're back in Sunny misty Poland for another dose of party mayhem, wasn't
the experience in the year 2000 enough?

Back laters..

20.20hrs

I knew there was something else to tell you.

PUBLIC INFORMATION NOTICE

There is no toilet paper in the upstairs toilets next to the sleeping rooms,
repeat, THERE ARE NO SHIT TICKETS IN THE BOGS UPSTAIRS!! Transmission ends.

21.30hrs

CiH finds this keyboard unplugged, a realtime fit for some very dumb people? 
"So why isn't the text going in?" It brings back those hilarious tech support
memories of people who managed to unplug the dongle for their wireless 
keyboard without realising what they had done, then ringing up because it
was something that YOU had done to make their computer turn bad.

This would explain the lack of further activity on this text. That, and of
course, the keyboard is a bitch to work with for a lot of reasons.

In an unrelated note to anything, Chuck wears his underpants in ze south of 
France!

Beer and 505 are in the building, ahh, beer! And 505 as well...

sOnar. imprezka ok. podoba mi sie. niech zaluja Ci co nie byli

23:08
Hey.. this is a lovely place and already met lot of nice ppl. Chuck showed
me the local store, played some Rayman with AdamK on Jaguar and finally
watched some impressive demo on this Schneider CPC machines at the over side
of the hall. A really special machine indeed. /505

Friday the 11-11-11 (!!)

00.16

It is DAY 2!

People are unaware of the realtime tradition, or choose not to speak their
brains on this page. On this night quite a few people are choosing the 
option of loudly drunk.

Calm the fuck down, there are still two more nights of party to go!

At some point soon, we will be choosing the option of SLEEP! (and death to
the left hand shift key which is intermittent at best.)

CiH asking if someone else wants to give this thing a go?

* Czech group with one special guest from Slovakia arrived at the midnight.
It is great there is so many people from all the Europe already!

Modern Talking Rulessssssssssssss

ymcaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ha no na wyczesie masyzna dopsaniaaaaaaa

Greetings to all on the party place! Never stop dreaming... Atari rulez 
forever!!!

Grey / Mystic Bytes

02 52
Grey muss mal ins Bett!

haahaha, grzybsonz pryzjechalz, tylko 6h y Czewy :P

lotharek is her, looooda

04 00

Ok demo ended let s go to bed ...
Chuck/Dune

07 15
Dotarla akcja Krakow. Na razie Immolator. XXL,Konop i Rastan poszli kimac do
jakiejs "ruderki" he he he

9:15 Mialo byc otwarcie, a tu Greya ni ma... :) Melduja sie poslusznie Voy
i Epi (jak na razie jeszcze w objeciach Morfeusza). Czas cos wszamac...

9:24 Kac gigant daje popalic wiekszosci partyzantow.....

9:45 Pierdolita smuty :)

10 05.

The CiH logs on to this emotionally fragile keyboard and is pleased to see 
that some fellow realtime travellers have left their fingerprints on this
text.

Grey and cardboard box are in the building.

Brain is still in a mushy neutral state from the previous night, much like
the rest of the party.

Dotarlismy z Mazim... Maly

czas, nie kutas. hihihihihihihhhh
pin.trs

11.35

Breakfast, yum!

how is it going, to be honest i dind it hard to tzpe on this
weird kezboard so iÑll better head awaz

or mazbe im still drunklike

ok i know, its the z swapped with y i mean y with z
but zou knwo what i mean anzwaz

e^(pi*j)+1==0

13.05

Space for more cocking around to take place in. 

The beer is free as in, erm, beer?

Zerkman and 505 regain entry to the party. There is an afternoon feeling with
some people showing off their sound systems, other people making the most
of the perfectly cold and crystalline Gdansk sunshine. And I'm writing on
this bag of shite keyboard in the realtime.

Recursive to fill up space style CiH.

13.25

Been out into the city centre again to get some more amber earrings for certain
ladies within my acquaintance ....

Felice.

13.35

The preceding comment was hopefully innocent, otherwise it sounds like Felice
is using his pimping powers to bribe his ladies into acts of naughty 
compliance!

CiH, deliberately misreading the situation, again..

Ale o sssoo choziii...

14.22 zerkman

missed the breakfast so we're eating junk stuff waiting 4 lunch.
that's what happens when you lack syncronization with the real world.

14:30 Od Wczoraj juz nazbieralo sie ludzikow. Zabawa zaczyna sie na calego.
 Drc__

14:ilestam

Przyjechala telewizja. Grey udziela wywiadu. 

je tu dobre pivo

Hello everyone at Sillyventure 2k11! The Atari 2600 scene is present
as well! visy of Trilobit/wAMMA/PWP and Oasiz first time at a Polish party
I have to say, I do love your damn fine beer <3

-------

jakas dyiwna klawiatura w tzm realtimie. a i monitor nieduyz-
telewiyja juy pojechala
0xF - Tqa

15.42.

Since I went away and worked on something else, this party appears to have
had a major population growth! There are more systems and desks in the
hall and a lot of people. There are some interestingly customised pieces
of hardware, such as the Atari XE to PSOne screen, various disk drives
and image file loaders. Unfortunately, none of it mine as I had to leave
my interesting shit at home.

CiH

----

visy here at 16:00 on friday: yes, we have a demo. But not for the VCS,
sadly. Blame Ilmarque and his girlfriend spending more time with HORSES
than on 2600 code... :P  Well, cannot be helped. At least Trilobit has
a Atari800 demo this time, a one screen wonder XD.

--
16:35 seabrush here....   Browar jest.. no i co wiecej. PijemY!!!

Ej, ale o co chodzi z ta klawiatura 
BURP!
It is 4:04. This fscking german keyboard is making me crazy (crayz :).
It is me (azbest) and Gepard. Both of us are drinking alcoholized specialities
BTW: The food served at Kresowa was really good.
gepard twierdzi, ze pisanie po angielsku w tym wyjatkowym dniu jest spiskiem
kilka zdan wiec po polsku.
wierca dziure w scianie i meski narzad rozrodczy

ale ja nie umiem pisac tu- lewis

17.05.

The last hour has been spent sorting out some font based craziness with
Chuck.

1. He firstly wants a small font for his demo. Having no drawing skills,
let alone faster than light drawing skills, we manage to dig out a copy
of Deskfont and create a font alphabet in a textfile within the Hatari
emulation. This is cunningly screen grabbed using the Windowze grabber.

2. Mission creep comes to play as he wants this transferred to a 320 x 200
picture file in a Neochrome friendly format. As I have next to no graphical
tools with me, that is a tad difficult.

3. Much messing around with Gimp (the easy part) and Smurf on Hatari 
*finally* gets us there, after I decided to stop doing it wrong. And Hatari 
stops the comedy hanging Windowze error whenever we resize its screen window.

So that is where the last hour has gone to.. Phew..

CiH.

17:28

Impreza sie rozkreca - co jakis czas przybywaja kolejni ludzie

kurwa, cyemu tu nie ma normalnejklawiaturz

Bo to jest szwabska wersja :-)

how do you guys know what time is it??? and why i have to type it on german keyboard?
nevertheless, mikro/msb here, after a few beers (bears ;-)) and a horrible Rakija
from Grybson the older. Damn. Really nice place here, met my one-person-quake-fan club
already, funny people here ;-)

19:31

Gra i trabi zespol Kombi :-)

19:50

Refleksja azbesta nadpustymi nalewakami: trza bylo byc madrym przed szkoda
i kupic ze trzy piwa na wszelki wypadek...

Michal Losowski (by Lotharek) byl gites. Panowie, nie oszukujmy sie... ja
rozumiem ze wymiana refleksji, koledzy itp. ale mozna bylo przez te kilka
minut zamknac morde, prawda?

19:53
movem.l (a0)+,d0-d7 ...
Oh, wait a second, this is not TurboAsm ...
Nah, it's far too slow to be TurboAsm :-)
The Paranoid on the keys, just managed to catch Grey and finally
register myself and Jutta. Party is very special, many people of
the 8-Bit scene and rather local heroes i don't know many people
of, but they all seem nice.
Back to TurboAsm ...

The Paranoid

20.15.

Several bar areas are opening at once. Tiredness from previous day's sleep
related lameness hitting heavily. Need to find a way to wake up.

CiH

laski byly fajne he he

--

visy back again on the keys. Concerning the opening ceremory:
I am not exactly certain what the symbolism there was, but
the corruption of a Windows girl by Atari demon girls is a pleasurable
sight to behold, I would say.

--

21:44

Otwarcie imprezy mozna okreslic jako hmmm..... nieszablonowe.
Brawo Grey - miales GENIALNY pomysl.

tP

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21.49.

Suddenly, we are very very wide awake!

Question. What is nearly the best cure for party tiredness?

Answer. A pretend lesbian vampire floorshow, followed by a bowl of hot
nourishing meaty soup!

Question. Why only "nearly the best"?

Answer. It would only be the best cure if you were their victim! The bowl
of soup would be entirely optional at this point!

Lots of love from CiH..

kranken haus. nein. das schreibt man zusammen. kaltschrank.
funny word, isnt it.

wert - this is value, isn,t it

das ist meine Meinung

Ok, now I can take a rest for a mom... all ppl at SV2k11 - I luv ya so
much!

Grey / MSB

It is too late and I am tired, going to sleep...

Hmmm... where did those ladies go? 8====D

2.39 Nadal pijemy. Impreza pierwsza klasa. sOnar

3.25 and counting!

hopefullz tomorrow well bring some fresh breeze of some
nice 8bit chiptunes

stay tuned like

3.55 zerkman

have you heard of the legend of the drunken coder ?
well that guy exits - it's chuck of dune.

07.38
NA SALI WALCZY TYLKO BOOKER!

08:05

Teraz na sali jest juz siedmiu paryzantow a Levis spi.
Na bigscreenie jest obecnie reklamowane muzeum....... sromow.

tP

8.20
Po kilku demach na ST, w tym oczywiscie Dune, bede musial dac tej maszynie 
druga szanse. Atari ST rules? ;)

10:00 Kurrr..va tyle czasu minelo od 8:20 i nikt nic nie dopisal...

10.15

The CiH logs on for a Saturday session.

I have slept the sleep of the tired beyond all reason. I have woken in the
land of the frost king and I am at the bastard child of Helmut von Franco's
keyboard undertaking some much needed preventative maintenance of this
realtime article.

So what happened yesterday? It all passed in a blur of burlesque vampires,
soup and font ripping.

Back later, oh yes!

10.50

Felice here for a short while ...

Got a good sleep last night, bit of a headache this morning but just down
to a bit of dehydration. It is beginning to clear slowly.

11:16

Czekamy na sniadanie.....

OD TEGO MOMENTU PODLACZONA JEST NIEMIECKA KLAWIATURA, bo pare osob mi tutaj 
plakalo ze nie moga zapamietac gdzie jest "Z" i "Y" ;)

--

12.54

drunken coding is indeed the way to go, some of mine and Ilmarque's
best work has been possible because of countless of beer bottles.

here's a free routine for you to rip off!

   ldy 128
rasterloop
	ldx frame
	lda sinetable,x
	tax
	lda rastercolors,x
	sta COLUBG
	sta WSYNC
   dey
   bne rasterloop

--ss

13.36

Realtime machine discovered offline and in a state as if someone had messed up 
and run away? Still, no harm done.

The big and serious question for this morning has to be whether Scotch whisky 
and Red Bull cancel each other out if they are served in the same glass?

And in other news, it seems we've had a change of keyboard. At least a German 
keyboard which does what it is supposed to when you press the appropriately 
labelled key is a big improvement over a Spanish keyboard pretending to be 
something else.

And LEFT HAND SHIFT actually works now!

CiH.

-16:01

oasiz greets all the visitors at sillyventure 2011,
It has been a blast so far!

 "!$&/"›$%!"%&/%"›%
/             _ _  \     ________________
|     _       o o  |_   /   KURWAAAAA!  /
|    (_             _) /_______________/
|           ,===== /  //
 \            ____|  //
  |          (^^^^/
   \_____________/
    |       |
    |       |   by visy of trilobit
###################################
Kurwatarkastus, Kurwakoodi, Tietokurwa, Peruskurwa.. nispe
--

16:31

Czesc towarzystwa zwiedza okolice limuzyna :-)

tP

17.14:

Perkele! Someone's been and done ascii!

Confusion exists in the premier seaport of Poland as the stretched humvee has 
been and gone, but due to return again. A lot of people within the party have 
also been relearning that old hardware with floppy disks can be the spawn of 
the devil, especially when said disks refuse to do what they are asked!

Use hard disks and image files, floppies are for fools! (Mr T. Who sends 
greetings in an A-Team stylee to the party.)

    ."""".
    (a)(a)  This confusion is needless!
    :  Y :
    ' ~~ '
    '____'
     l  l

C'mon, someone else step up and take on this shit!

CiH.

--

This just in: Polish home cooking is awesome. That is all.

--

btw the food served here is not quite home made though. just saying :)

I meant "home made" as a style of food, really ;P

Now more beer.

000

huj

Zerkman is missing in action! He was lost in the bar. We hope somebody will 
save him!

19.40

No such luck, he's been found again!

hej!
Klocek z tej strony klawiatury, party jest bardzo udane (zreszta jak 
poprzednie edycje sv). To tyle.

19.50

We've been to the old town, in a stretched version of a car named after a 
farting smell. Still the 'Hummer' didn't make any strange noises and we killed 
the available time in the best way possible, by drinking!

Question - How do you spell "Slivowicz"?

Answer - Increasingly badly after having two or three of them!

CiH leaving this well alone!

20:05

Pinokio jak zwykle ryczy demami na full. Nawet rozmawiac sie nie da. Tak jest 
zawsze i pewnie bedzie zawsze.....

22:25

Msxy na malucha - oddalilem sie y poczatku sali na koniec - tu wszystko 
slychac wystarczajaco glosno

0xF

hello!

I znow przerwa techniczna

korzystam z przerwy - tu Dracon (z TQA), szczesliwy po gfx-cpmpo,
stojacym na wysokim poziomie! Pozdro i uklony dla siedzacych niedaleko
mnie OOZa, PIESIA oraz stRinga!
a przed chwila z reaktywowana ODSIECZA SOBIESKIEGO odspiewalismy
nowa wersje (naszego) hymnu o zlocistych chryzantemach.... ;)))
ktos wtedy przechodzil obok.. hmmmm....

Silly Venture 2k11 - an international tribute to John Sobieski the Third 
energy drink
Odsiecz Sobieskiego "Making the wheels of Atari rotate since 2003"

zdradzilas kurwo mnie
napisze faki w demie
ale nie skompiluje sie
bo kurwa mam blad w systemie
0xF / O.S.

ack
makmast

tu bylismy, wino, piwo i wodke pilismy

grubshy, gdzies ty
napiszemy faki w demie
ale nie skompiluje sie
bo kurwa mamy blad w systemie

professional copy real life edition
^
|
this is a Fox's commentary to Grubshy & Fox baby photos performance
mcmaster

01:30

This is the longest compo ever !!!!

Mikro/MSB would like to make a statement: it's all Pep's fault. Yeah, really
Imagine me preparing zView 1.00 release, so far so good, fixing bugs and 
everything, then, we took the ride with the limo and guess what we found -- 
yeah, Pep who missed 2nd round of way back already. So he proposed to go to a 
bar and that was it, i can't really remember the rest. But it's definitely his 
fault. Damn. Stupid Slivovica and all the other liquers.

Slivovica is good!

jest po 2 , leci jakis filmik na big screenie o facecie co pokazuje plansze

03:15
Compos are over i guess. Well, I am still really confused about the ST
entries. It has been impressive, really. On 8bit there was a clear winner
and awesome gfx. Great gfx on ST, too. But the demos.. what the hell! So
weird, good, different.. amazing! /505

3:20

Ten facet i jego kumple zlamali w 1941 roku kod Enigmy, a maszyna za nim to
Colossus - pierwszy analogowy komputer

03.29

Holy crap! HOLY CRAP!! WHAT THE FUCK!!

These competitions have shown us some of the craziest impossible shit made on 
an ST!

I'm still not sure if an overstressed brain has exploded and I'm hallucinating 
in my death throes or what? At least one of the entries seems to virtually 
make a Falcon 030 redundant as a demo platform?

It's late, stupidly late, I'm tired, I'm off to bed!

CiH

end of the recording: 2011.11.13, 5.30 am
machine: mega STe, 4 MB ram, 40 MB HDD, 1 GB satan disk, SM 124
editor: QED v 5.0.2
prepared by piter (piotr@kni.com.pl)